Click the link for the actual article.
But. If you don't want to do so, I'll sum up. The University of Iowa is no longer the second ranked party school in America.
It's now number one, according the the Princeton Review.
But I'm not going to Princeton, so whatever they say shouldn't bother me, right? Because this changes nothing. I fully intend to have the time of my life at 2 in the morning.
With a book or cartoon.