Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Quizzy (I Am Cheese)

Here are my six quiz results.  What a nice way to procrastinate a chemistry problem set.  Take a seat, amines.  I'll be there in a minute.  Or 20.

P.S.  Read Kara's previous post if you're really confused right now!
P.P.S.  These are all ripped straight from Buzz Feed... so don't hate me, Buzz Feed!

#1 How Sydney Are You? 

  1. You got: 80% Sydney
    Monika Hoinkis / Via Flickr: 18965083@N00

    You’re Sydney enough without being a w*****. Good on you for not overdoing it.

  2.                                                              Well, gee, Buzzfeed.  Thanks for calling me male genitalia.  Oh wait, (googles it), when Aussies say this word it means something else.  Something else dirty.  
  3. Moving on.                                                                                                                 Also, I know nothing about Sydney except for what I know from Finding Nemo.  And so does every other teen in America.  Awkward.                                                                                                                                                 Quiz #2: What kind of bird are you?

    1. You got: Emperor Penguin
      en.wikipedia.org                                                                                                                                                                   Not to be narcissistic, but this seems pretty accurate.  I do complain a lot, but get mega excited over pretty much everything.  Biscuits and gravy for breakfast?  Cloud nine.  See Man of La Mancha?  Geeking out for weeks.  Discover Sherlock?  You WILL see about 4 tweets on this topic.                                                                                                                                                       (Side note: What in the world is happening to my formatting? Why am I stuck in the right margin?)                                                                                                                       Hey, if I'm a penguin, does that mean Morgan Freeman can narrate my future love life and parenthood?  Cool.                                                                                                                                                                              

      1. Quiz #3: What trendy thing would you really love if you actually tried it?                                                                                                                                      You got: Hitting up a bunch of summer music festivals

        The festival life is perfect for you, maaannn. You’re just trying to let loose before you’re too old. Grab a tent, some friends, and uh, maybe a few illicit things, and hit the road. Remember to stay safe, drink plenty of water, and be nice to strangers, you never know if you might need to hitch a ride with the person you’re grinding up against at the Avicii concert.

                                                                          A) I don't like grinding

    2.           B) I'd rather not bring illicit drugs

    3.           C) If I knew karate and/or had a big strong protective boyfriend with me, I think Buzzfeed is right.  Avicii, concerts, and tent camping are quite delightful.                                                           
    4.                                                                                                                                                                      Quiz #4: What Food Matches Your Personality?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
      1. You got: Cheese
        honestlyyum.com                                                                                                                                                            Thank you, Buzz!!! You picked my favorite food and all of the things I hope are true about me.  Big high five!                                                                                                                                                                                 Quiz #5: Which Muppet are you?

        You’re cheese. You go well with almost anything. Sometimes you’re a little nerdy, but you’re wise. You can appreciate things that are both highbrow and lowbrow. And in the end, you make a lot of people happy.


        1. You got: Fozzy Bear

          You’re one of the sweetest, nicest folks around, but you tell terrible jokes and you’re sensitive to the accompanying criticism. But who cares? You find yourself funny, and that’s all that matters. Wocka wocka.

      3.                                                                                                                                                         (Whines) Mooooom, Buzz just told me I tell terrible jokes.......                                                                                                                Well, I AM sensitive to criticism and amuse myself.  So... sure.                                                                                                                                                                                                Quiz #6: What State Do You Actually Belong In?

        1. You got: Louisiana

          You’re the life of any party and someone who is great to have on your side. You can probably drink like 10-15 beers at once. Not even in succession, at once. You’re a creative person, and even if you get a little wild from time to time, you’re a good person to know no matter what.                                                                                                          If I ever drink 10-15 beers at once or seem to be the life of a party, you know I have been body snatched and should probably perform a mercy killing.  I may infect the human race.                                                                               I have been to Louisiana twice and appreciate the eternal warmth, the down homey-ness, the wonderful thing that is New Orleans, and the alligators chilling out in their little special parks.  Also Chick Fil-A.  Nommmm...                                                                                                                             And there you have it!  Looking forward to Billie's delightfully snarky comments :)


  1. Agggghhh! Formatting! My apologies! It looked fine in draft phase.

  2. Don't worry, Fozzy. I like your jokes! :) And cheese is wonderful!